Life in Progress: A weblog by Heidi Price
3/29/2006

How to make a pressman's cap



(At left, Observer-Reporter staffers model their Pressman caps)

I had it all planned. I was going to write about how to cut a T-shirt so it frays just so, kind of like the ones you pay $50 for at Urban Outfitters. I even drew a diagram with a stick figure.

On Tuesday, however, in perusing other blogs written by Observer-Reporter staff, I couldn't help but notice that a group of my fellow compadres were sweetly leaving comments on each other's blogs. Harry Funk, associate editor and author of the Funky Music blog, had left several comments on Doug Street's baseball blog, Diamonds in the Rough . Our entertainment writer is apparently a regular reader and sometimes contributor to Couch Potatoes , a blog about television authored by several O-R staffers.

The comment lines on my blog had naught but donut holes.

I confronted the nearest culprit, Harry Funk, who had the curse of proximity against him. Harry didn't deserve my wrath. Harry graciously stays late many evenings, editing my always-last-to-be-finished copy, graciously explaining my grammar errors. He always offers to get me a cup when he goes for coffee.

I heard Harry mumble something about my blog and "girl stuff." Within minutes, however, he had logged on and posted comments to three different days.

But I had already switched gears. I didn't just write about girl stuff couldn't he see that? Yeah, the T-shirt posting would probably be more relevant to women, but I recently dedicated an entire posting to recent inductees to the baseball Hall of Fame. That had cross-gender appeal didn't it? And I written about Pigeon man in Ukraine and losing a #1 Dad's cup. I was all over the 23rd chromosome.

So instead of the frayed T-shirt posting, today I will write about a recent conversation I recently had with a MAN, about Major League baseball, a sport played only by MEN, which ended up with us making pressMAN's caps.

So here goes.

One night, a few weeks back, we were sitting at the table after dinner reading a newspaper article about the McClatchy Co.'s takeover of Knight-Ridder newspapers for some $6 billion and change. Why, we wondered, couldn't Pittsburgh Pirates owner Kevin McClatchy funnel some of the family fortune into the baseball team he owns? Didn't they trust him with money? (I could understand this one. Really I could). The particulars aren't so important. The point is, it was a MAN-ly conversation and I held my end up.

We couldn't really settle on McClatchy's motives for being, well cheap, but we did end up making pressman's caps inspired by a graphic that accompanied the story.

In the end, we made enough caps for almost everyone in the newsroom. (See pic above)

I will include directions for making a pressman's cap here. If you still want to learn how to fray a T-shirt, drop me a line. Or, better yet, post a comment to my blog.

1 Comments:

Harry Funk said...

Well, I didn't think of that as "wrath," but it certainly got me typing!

As far the current owner of the Pirates being cheap, he's the latest in a long tradition of cheap Pirates owners. Back in 1952, the team decided to pay approximately one player (Ralph Kiner) above the minimum salary, which back then was about five grand for the whole season. Predictably, the team finished last. The '52 Corsairs (one of their pirate-related nicknames way back when) brought up the rear in a big way, though, finishing at 42-112, one of the worst records in history.

Then the Pirates traded Kiner midway through the '53 season. Legend has general manager Branch Rickey telling him, "We finished last with you. We can finish last without you."

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